divinedorothy:

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

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kingsleyyy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…



sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

kingsleyyy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

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sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

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teenager:

Im eating just in case i get hungry later

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guerillasforever:

I’ll tell you whats wrong with society. No one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.

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cozyharold:

when your friend calls you a “gold digging cock slut”

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8bit-ghost:

beatngu:

Def doesn’t look like the picture on the box…

I THOUGHT SOMEONE JIZZED INTO THAT WAFFLE

8bit-ghost:

beatngu:

Def doesn’t look like the picture on the box…

I THOUGHT SOMEONE JIZZED INTO THAT WAFFLE

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