class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

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kingofweirdness:

unclefather:

trying to sell my mixtape

Azealia Banks

kingofweirdness:

unclefather:

trying to sell my mixtape

Azealia Banks

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pizzashrapnelblindness:

growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

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absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

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queenofbeerss:

Me packing lunch

queenofbeerss:

Me packing lunch

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virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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amerlcanapparel:

have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them

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mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

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