satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

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h0odrich:

is it rude to ask for ur virginity back??

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Gatsby, he had a grand vision for his life since he was born. No amount of fire could challenge the fairy tale he had stored up in his heart. But I had the uneasy feeling that he was guarding secrets.”

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mojosodope178:

mary-jane-wanna:

OH…MY…GLOB 

i know you wanna smoke these lumps

mojosodope178:

mary-jane-wanna:

OH…MY…GLOB 

i know you wanna smoke these lumps

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